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my mom literally only has two emotions and they are angry and disappointed
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The Germans look like a tampon commercial
I think the Polish women might need it

#No we are not putting Germany in Poland. Remember last time?
(via askinnyblackman)
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how do you look down at your beautiful baby that you carried for nine months and spent so many hours giving birth to and this thing is going to change your life etc etc
how do you do that
and then decide to name that baby laquisha
(Source: matttcohen, via katelizabeth)
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mynightmaresareaboutlosingyou:
How can a man like John Green write something as gut-wrenchingly heart-breaking as tfiosÂ
and then throw himself against a wall to test if he is an octopus
just
how
(via glambamthankyoumaam)




